motivatings:

What if we are all dead and this is our 7 seconds of our lives flashing before our eyes

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nausicaa82:

americachavez:

"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"

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hrmphfft:

so I’ve come across my fair share of glitches in my short time playing skyrim, but I don’t think anything can beat the impromptu riverdance performance my followers just held

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bweaveit:

Hugging tip #54: hug for just a bit too long and whisper ‘hail hydra’ into their ear

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paintgod:

the john green ass metaphor piss take posts are making me laugh so hard we need more keep it at this quality level always please

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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

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babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

(Source: worrytime)

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thenimbus:

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

Bo Burnham

(Source: boburnhamdaily)

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ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

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neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

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sherlockedwatson:

cumberbuddy:

dudeufugly:

ifyouhaveenoughnerve:

HELP

the Hudders bleep was the best

If Martin & Benedict wrote the scripts. 1:50 though. 

Oh. My. God.

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pocketchina:

My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf

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which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means

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and I die of laughter

The video: [x]

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