Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
White dads in horror stories (via start-missing-everybody)

239,349 notes

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

260,476 notes

why-i-love-comics:

A+X #8 - “Hawkeye + Deadpool”

written by Christopher Hastings
art by Reilly Brown

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dtheoptimist:

thealienonbroadway:

nyotabadassuhura:

girlwithalessonplan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

IT GOT BETTER

This video made me cry

(Source: sizvideos)

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We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)

(Source: ivicus)

352,269 notes

frankoceanfanclub:

when i get a runny nose

image

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

382,673 notes

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

(Source: spitcastle)

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sweaterkittensahoy:

danelorna:

i love happy coincidences

I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.

sweaterkittensahoy:

danelorna:

i love happy coincidences

I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.

(Source: beneziatsoni)

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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

112,511 notes

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

261,319 notes

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

26,408 notes

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

132,730 notes