hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

38,862 notes

arcanehex:

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed

136,680 notes

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

(Source: maastrictian)

107,915 notes

bujnik:

Finally.

An accurate representation of therapy.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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spicyshimmy:

man but imagine if karl urban directed the next trek movie (with john cho consulting) 

i mean aside from mccoy inexplicably putting two phasers in his mouth simultaneously, i feel like the movie would really be true to the spirit of star trek

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rapbattled:

darrynek:

how to become twitter famous: steal posts from tumblr

image

(Source: panerasexual)

107,679 notes

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

I bet if you put Anthony Mackie and Robert Downey Jr. in the same room for long enough, their combined excitement at playing superheroes would make the Marvel cinematic universe become reality.

6,456 notes

xfullcanvasx:

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

^ the best use of that line. no one can top that.

xfullcanvasx:

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

^ the best use of that line. no one can top that.

62,030 notes

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

194,280 notes

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

miss-severus-holmes:

allofthesnaps:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

ohanameansfandom:

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

Snape, Snape,SeverusSnape,DUMBLEDORE

EXACTLY

herrrrrrMIONE

ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley

harrypotterharrypotterOOHharrypotterharrypotterYEAHTHATSME

307,956 notes

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.

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